dancing in the sand
May 2nd, 2007 by charlotte
Tiny Dancer / Elton John
“… And this is Doctor Spike.”
Hand shakes and small talk take place, then the doctor leaves the room.
“Do you have a ring?”
“Excuse me?”
“Do you have like, one of those cubix zirconium rings that look real?”
“Well, yes I do.”
“Wear it.”
“Um … ok.”
“Dr. Spike is just um … he likes younger women.”
“Ew.”
“And if you’d rather he not hit on you, it’s best to wear a ring. Regardless of how gawdy it’s like a special barrier for him.”
“Aw, a dirty old man with morals.”
Oh My God. At least they warned you!
God, you gotta love those dirty ol’ perv’s with ethic’s…