i’ll always be true
Aug 28th, 2008 by charlotte
All My Loving / The Beatles
Aiden bought a wii this past weekend with money he got back from selling old books. i was pretty excited about this since i’ve never wanted a gaming station bad enough to actually fork over the cash, but I’ve never been one to back down from a game of mariokart… and the wii’s virtual tennis, bowling (makes drunken bowling a little easier), and fighting aren’t so bad either. but imagine my extreme excitement upon finding out that aiden had bought an extra controller, mariokart, AND an extra wheel. i thought that i had died and gone to mariokart heaven.
i think half the fun of having mariokart is the trash talking that it evokes from the both of us. and not just during the game (Princess Peach and I have words).
“is your mom home? i think you might need her to dry your tears after i beat you.”
“how does it feel to lose this badly to a girl? is it as emasculating as i think it is?”
“i just feel that it might be criminal the way i’m going to rape you during this game. try not to hate me for it.”
“do your friends know that you drive like my grandma?”
“what do you want to do when i’m done wiping the floor with your ass?”
“do you always drive like a woman? i haven’t noticed that before.”
and that’s just me. ah, good times.