True Love’s Kiss / Enchanted
i had a myspace page briefly when i was in college. the problem with myspace is that there are two types of people on it: sickos and 16 year-olds. and well sure, there are also those that get a myspace page because their friends want them to and don’t do much except sign in once in a blue moon – but whatever, they don’t matter just like their account.
the problem is that you don’t actually have to be 16 to act like you are 16. the endless mirage of self photographs taken with a mirror so you can show a risque pic of yourself with a ridiculous pose in your undies or the shot from high above for the maximum cleavage reveal and blue steel lips got a little boring. is this some strange right of passage? posting slutty pictures of yourself for all the world to see? i neither want to see those pictures nor do i want to post those types of pictures of myself, so i deleted my account.
what totally baffles me are people who post that kind of stuff online. and even if i were the kind of person who liked to post these kinds of pictures of myself online it would constantly creep me out thinking about the pervs who were looking at it. ugh. and worse, do these people work for a living? do they not live in constant fear that their boss might stumble across their account? i just don’t get it. but maybe i’m getting too old for my own internet good.
Maybe you are getting older, but maybe, you’re just not a bonafide slut. I’m sticking with the latter…