Womanizer / Britney Spears
natalie and i love to gossip about the twilight movies. it probably has to do with the fact that we were once able to speculate what would happen in the fourth book and now there is no more speculation for the fourth book to be had… or the fact that celebrity gossip completes us – but whatever. all life and conversation must halt for new twilight movie gossip.
the other night natalie was watching a movie with her boyfriend, neal, when i had just finished reading about K Stewart and her love triangle with Cedward and Michael Anaramadingdong and needed to fill her in. so i just walked into the living room and started yammering on about how i think that Michael is cuter and that K Stewart shouldn’t even think about leaving him for someone who has millions of dollars and can’t even get a decent hair cut.
Neal finally interjected and wanted to know who we were talking about. When Natalie explained that it was the actors from the Twilight Series it suddenly hit me that I might not be exhibiting normal human behavior. Who spends fifteen minutes discussing the love lives of people they don’t even know based on media gossip?
Me. The loser without a life here. And that is why hollywood gossip makes so much money. i am so in the wrong career path.
I say KStew and RPatz in regular conversation and think nothing of it. My husband thinks I am insane, and some of my friends, but I think it’s totally and completely normal. Btw, I am convinced she had broken up with Michael, who was the sole reason I watched Sky High last week. I think she and Rob did have a thing, but if it turns into a relationship that remains to be seen. It’s hard to resist someone who’s crushing on you that hard, even if you have been with your boyfriend since you were 14.
I was on overnight call last night and may or may not have swiped an OK! magazine from a patient because it had Kristen and Rob gossip on the cover.
While the patient was sleeping.