you asked for it
Dec 9th, 2009 by charlotte
Love Song / Sara Bareilles
i asked kit to be my maid of honor for the wedding. which makes no sense since she is married, but kit doesn’t like the word “matron” and i have no problem using my bridezilla powers for good so… voila, my married best friend is my maid of honor. since i’ve picked out and ordered the wedding dress, finally gotten the colors chosen, and found the designer line for the bridesmaid dresses kit has moved on to helping me with the suits for the groom and groomsmen.
me: aiden just has the weirdest taste in suits, I’m just praying he’s kidding but I’m afraid to ask.
kit: ok, but the last time aiden had a suit was for prom how many years ago?
me: do public school students wear suits to prom?
kit: yes. what the hell do private students wear?
me: money. we just tape money all over ourselves. and talk about all the money we have.
kit: obviously.
me: yeah, i don’t really want vests or cummerbunds, i just want it relatively simple.
kit: ties. ties are the way to go ESPECIALLY the slim ties that are popular now. those are sexy! but i’ll go with more classic for aiden.
me: yeah… also I think a slim tie would make his giant head look even bigger.
kit: …
me: like a balloon with a string attached.
kit: … you guys are a love story for the ages.