Right Round / Flo Rida
last night my buddy alan came over to see Beth’s new car and witness my awesome 80s hair that happens right after I blow it dry but before i straighten it. because of kevin the night snowballed into excessive drinking. i didn’t partake because i had to work today but i did get to indulge in my second favorite drinking pastime which is making drinks.
i put together my delicious margarita recipe and served up three glasses. it was at that point that alan put out his hand to accept the glass but told me he couldn’t drink it. i looked at him unable to comprehend this situation.
Me: What do you mean you can’t drink my delicious margarita?
Alan: When I drink tequila… bad things happen.
Me: That is not an excuse, you are wasting a perfectly good and delicious drink!
Beth: Yeah! There are sober people in Africa, Alan!
So, as usual, the Cohen sister logic won out. And Alan promptly became addicted to my delicious margaritas. i fucking hate people who don’t have to work on Fridays.