life as a royal pain-in-the-ass
Posted in family on Feb 4th, 2010
The Boxer / Simon & Garfunkle
I was six years old and it was Christmas. There wasn’t any snow on the ground which was stark contrast to the ground the day we had moved into the house. I remember it being pleasantly warm but seeing as how this was winter in utah this could in fact, [...]
Right Round / Flo Rida
last night my buddy alan came over to see Beth’s new car and witness my awesome 80s hair that happens right after I blow it dry but before i straighten it. because of kevin the night snowballed into excessive drinking. i didn’t partake because i had to work today but i [...]
Posted in family on Dec 25th, 2009
Silent Night
my parents were a little late in getting a tree this year and so my dad asked me to come over early for christmas eve dinner so that i could trim the tree for them. i spent about an hour going through several boxes of ornaments with beth trying to spread them out evenly [...]
Posted in family on Dec 14th, 2009
Puff the Magic Dragon / Peter, Paul and Mary
I was grocery shopping with Beth and she took me down the hippie aisle to buy something organically natural or naturally organic… whatever. while i was waiting for her to choose her dirty hippie item i noticed the cereal selection and upon closer inspection noticed that all [...]
Posted in family on Dec 7th, 2009
Halo / Beyonce
Last fall I decided that I was no longer going to use bags from the grocery store. Since then, with the exception of two unplanned mall outings and a trip to target where I decided at the last minute that I needed draino and didn’t want it to get on my fruits/veggies [...]