life as a royal pain-in-the-ass
Posted in friends, soap opera box on Mar 2nd, 2010
You’re So Vain / Carly Simon
i know the definition of being a good friend. caring, loyal, stands by someone in a time of need, tells you the truth, holds your hand, answers the phone at 2 a.m., doesn’t rat you out when you silently rip ass near a group of hot guys. i’ve had good [...]
Right Round / Flo Rida
last night my buddy alan came over to see Beth’s new car and witness my awesome 80s hair that happens right after I blow it dry but before i straighten it. because of kevin the night snowballed into excessive drinking. i didn’t partake because i had to work today but i [...]
Posted in Mr. Wonderful, friends on Dec 9th, 2009
Love Song / Sara Bareilles
i asked kit to be my maid of honor for the wedding. which makes no sense since she is married, but kit doesn’t like the word “matron” and i have no problem using my bridezilla powers for good so… voila, my married best friend is my maid of honor. since i’ve [...]
Posted in friends on Nov 3rd, 2009
This Is Halloween / Panic At the Disco
The five deadliest substances served on halloween…
Believe / YellowCard
at work i sit in between the cubicle of a loud talker and one of my good work friends, Leela. the loud talker broadcasts her phone conversations throughout the workplace and repeats herself throughout the phone call so much that Leela and I came up with a drinking-game-without-the-drinking. Each day we pick two [...]