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seldom told

The Boxer / Simon & Garfunkel i get insanely bothered by bad makeup.  i mean, just unable to concentrate bothered and i just itch to get to the nearest phone and report them to some type of television show that repairs that sort of heinous crime to humanity.  i mean, i’m not a makeup artist [...]

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looking for

Hello / Jonathan Groff I take a gym bag to work with me on my gym days and change at work before I go.  The department where I work doesn’t have a nursing staff and so there isn’t a locker room where I can change but they do have 22 rooms with doors that are [...]

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no promises

Love Is A Battlefield / Pat Benatar I have many pet peeves. But right in between dog abusers and people who are above the age of 12 and still can’t figure out the difference between “to” and “too” are the people who think their child is god’s gift to the earth. I’m sorry to break [...]

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beautiful nightmare

Sweet Dreams / Beyonce I have serious drive-through anxiety.  it is usually ok if i have to wait in line because then i can compose myself, make a decision, and pull forward after having planned out several scenarios.  i’ll cheerfully (so they don’t spit in my food) and slowly say my lines while remembering to [...]

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turn the pages

I Can’t Hold Back / Survivor I hate talking about the wedding and there is an actual reason why. Here is how the conversation usually goes. Random Friend: Have you picked out your dress?/How is the wedding planning going?/Random wedding question? Me: Yes. Random Person Who Overheard: OMG When is your wedding? Me: June Random [...]

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