Posted in soap opera box on Aug 5th, 2010
The Boxer / Simon & Garfunkel i get insanely bothered by bad makeup. i mean, just unable to concentrate bothered and i just itch to get to the nearest phone and report them to some type of television show that repairs that sort of heinous crime to humanity. i mean, i’m not a makeup artist [...]
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Posted in soap opera box on Jul 8th, 2010
Hello / Jonathan Groff I take a gym bag to work with me on my gym days and change at work before I go. The department where I work doesn’t have a nursing staff and so there isn’t a locker room where I can change but they do have 22 rooms with doors that are [...]
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Posted in soap opera box, work on Apr 15th, 2010
Love Is A Battlefield / Pat Benatar I have many pet peeves. But right in between dog abusers and people who are above the age of 12 and still can’t figure out the difference between “to” and “too” are the people who think their child is god’s gift to the earth. I’m sorry to break [...]
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Posted in soap opera box on Apr 14th, 2010
Sweet Dreams / Beyonce I have serious drive-through anxiety. it is usually ok if i have to wait in line because then i can compose myself, make a decision, and pull forward after having planned out several scenarios. i’ll cheerfully (so they don’t spit in my food) and slowly say my lines while remembering to [...]
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Posted in Mr. Wonderful, soap opera box on Mar 9th, 2010
I Can’t Hold Back / Survivor I hate talking about the wedding and there is an actual reason why. Here is how the conversation usually goes. Random Friend: Have you picked out your dress?/How is the wedding planning going?/Random wedding question? Me: Yes. Random Person Who Overheard: OMG When is your wedding? Me: June Random [...]
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